Show-Stripperella
Episode Title-Beauty and the Obese Part 1 and 2
Air Date-June 26th 2003 (Part 1) and October 2nd 2003 (Part 2)
Season 1
Episodes 1 and 2
*Warning*
The following blog post may contain things inappropriate for younger audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.
Oh joy, Stripperella. This show is bad. Real bad. Before the review I have a few things to talk about.
First the Air dates for these episodes. Part 1 aired in June of 2003 Part 2 aired in October of the same year. But it's not like there was just a gap between episodes (like a hiatus or something) no they aired other episodes of the show that were supposed to take place after this 2 part episode in between the two parts. Why? Why would you do that. When watching part one of a show I don't wanna have to wait 4 months for part 2. I hate cliffhangers to begin with can you imagine a 4 month cliffhanger. And imagine the reactions of the audience that thought the second episode broadcasted would be part 2 yet it turned out to be a completely different episode. I would be a little confused and a little angry.
Seriously though why did they do that. Whatever guess they figured no one would care. I mean this show is awful.second let's talk about the people behind this show. This show was made for Spike TV. A channel owned by Viacom. You know the same people that own Nickelodeon.
So SpongeBob and Harvy Beaks are owned by the same people who own a show about a superhero stripper? Weird. This was one of the shows aired for the channels short lived lineup of new, edgy, adult cartoons targeted towards males. The others include the likes of Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon and Gary the Rat. Stripperella and Gary only lasted 13 episodes with Adult Party Cartoon only lasting 7. So needless to say the shows weren't very good. And guess who created this show. Go on guess. Stan Lee. You know comic book legend Stan Lee. The creator of Spider-Man, The Hulk, and so many other famous heroes. Why Stan Why?
So yeah Stripperella is a superhero who's real life identity is also a stripper. Man cartoons are weird sometimes. I guess this is in a way a parody of some of the tropes used in comic books and superhero media. And actually when it does that it works. Not laugh out loud funny but it still works as a joke. The problem is the rest of the show.
We'll get to that during the review though.
Let's try and be as hopeful as possible. Though with a name like Stripperella and Beauty and the Obese there's little hope to be had.
First let's talk about the theme song. It's an instrumental theme that shows what the main focus of this series was.....sex appeal.
Seriously the whole theme song is the main character daunting around with a few action scenes thrown in. But all they focus on is making her look as sexy as possible.
I don't care If you want fanservice in your show, but if I wanted something to be aroused by I would watch porn. I watch television so that I can escape into another world and just enjoy the characters or the story. I don't watch it for boob's. As I said that's why we have porn. Now I will give credit where it's due the women in this show are beautifully gorgeous but still I don't watch TV just to gawk at how hot the characters are. I'd rather have the most ugly being with a good personality as our main character instead of a hot character with barely any personality. (Which by the way is exactly what are main character is.)
But other then that the theme song sounds OK and is actually quite catchy.
Oh and our main character is based off of and voiced by Pamela Anderson. This is probably the worst thing she's ever been apart of.
Yes even including that.
Oh and guess what her name is. Get your facepalms ready cause you're gonna need it. Ready? Her name is....Erotica.
Let me repeat that her name is Erotica.
Do I even need to explain how awful and stupid and cringe worthy that name is.
The episode begins with a modeling walkway show.
Get a load of this dude who claims that the style is so uber retro and that he loves it and Hates it.
That was the very first joke of the episode. Yeah, we're in for a long ride.
Anyway all of a sudden one of the models bloats up.
And crushes the guy from earlier (thank you) and thus our plot begins.
But enough with that. It's time for some boobs. We cut to a strip club with a guy trying to get into it.
The jumper actually believes the card. Get it. The joke is the jumper is awful at his job and is completely stupid.
When he gets into the club he is greeted by the manager.
Who sounds a lot like Tom Kenny.
What! No this has to be a joke. No way a triple A voice actor like Kenny would agree to be on this trash. Did he actually think this was good? Did he need money? I'm legit curious. Maybe he didn't even know what he was providing his talent to. Maybe they completely kept him in the dark besides the few lines he has.
Who knows. But I really am curious about what he was thinking. I can understand why Pamela would do it. I mean at the time V.I.P was what she was most known for and that was canned a year earlier. She probably had trouble getting another television job. But Kenny? He was still in a lot of popular works. (Including Spongebob)
I should bring up though the voice cast is very talented. I usually don't bring this stuff up but I'm just really trying to be as positive as possible.
Pamela Anderson actually does really well as Stripperella. And yes I'm calling her by her hero name instead of Erotica because even though its still stupid it's not as stupid as Erotica.
Anyway we get some filler shots of the club with plenty of hot women.
(And yes I actually had to censor it)
There's no point except for fan service. And I guess if your the type of guy or gal who likes being aroused by stuff like this than it works but for those who just wanna get on with the plot or get to the funny jokes then it's just padding.
They attempt some jokes, but they suck so.....
We then cut to a guy trying to ask a girl for a lap dance.
Then a gay bartender comes up and clearly starts hitting on him.
Get it the joke is he's gay. I don't understand why adult cartoons keep thinking that the simple act of being gay is comedic gold. Just being gay does not equal a joke.
The bartender (who's name is not revealed) ask the stripper (who's name is Persephone. One of the few names that isn't stupid.) why she looks so down. She says she's meeting her boyfriend's brother today and she's nervous. This sets up the B plot which has nothing to do with superhero strippers but whatever. Gotta fill out 20 minutes somehow am I right.
So we get to see the boyfriend with his brother.
And they're conjoined twins. That's the joke. The joke is they're conjoined. That's it. Ha ha ha? So once you see them you realize two things.
1-How is it possible that she never met the brother before
And 2-Why does only one of them have a British accent. Oh because he's a complete snob and all snobs have British accents. Of course. How could I be so stupid.
Oh and the bartender straight up looks at the camera and points out the two problems I just mentioned.
*sigh* Pointing out your problems isn't gonna solve them. It doesn't make them funny, it's not clever, it's not tongue and cheek all it is showing is that you clearly saw the problem but said "screw it no ones gonna watch this crap."
Oh and these two conjoined twins are the cliche polar opposite brothers. They're completely uninteresting. The only thing that sets them apart from other cliche polar opposite brothers is the fact they're conjoined.
One of them's a complete unlikable snob, the other is a generic "cool guy" who's a complete tool.
Anyway Tom Kenny's character comes up to the bartender and ask him where...*sigh*...where Erotica is.
We cut to exactly where she is. She's Stripperella and is saving a baby from a bunch of lions.
How the heck do you drop a fricking baby in the lions den. Just.....just.....wow. I don't even think Peter Griffin would pull a move like that.
Then again.....
I take a lot of shots at family Guy don't I. Maybe I should just review it again.
Not All Dogs Go To Heaven?
We do not speak that name here around these parts.
Anyway the mother keeps fricking yelling and it's annoying as all heck, but luckily some dude tells her to shut up before it gets to bad I guess.
Anyway we get to see Stripperella run from the lions. And....boob shot.
Why? Because this is Stripperella where Boob and butt shots come before telling good jokes, or having good characters.
Anyway Stripperella manages to trick the lions by wrapping a rock in the baby's blanket.
So the baby is saved, but the mother isn't to happy as the blanket was an heirloom. Oh screw you. She saved your friggin child or was the blanket more important than your baby's life. Also if you didn't want damage caused to it probably should be more careful around those fricking lion dens.
Stripperella goes up to the zoo keeper. And is it just me or does he look like Walter White?
Anyway she tells him to move he lions den a little farther from the playground.
Seems like sensible advice. You know what else seems sensible. Telling kids to stay away from the fricking lions like no duh.
Where are their parents?
And then she gives the zoo keeper a lecture about how lions need bigger spaces to roam around in and blah blah blah. That was a joke. It wasn't funny it was just stupid and pointless.
So Stripperella realizes she'll be late to work if she doesn't hurry so she heads off.
Oh yeah more sexual filler.
To be fair though they still attempt some jokes. Bad jokes but at least there's more going on than fan service.
Like for example this gem about an old man's liquid container breaking.
He's probably dead now. I'm not an expert but I'm pretty sure he needed that.
Or this joke.
He literally pushes this lap dancer away. Cause you know it makes perfect sense to push away someone who's giving you actual physical sexual pleasure and then proceed to watch a person who you can only watch without touching. Maybe it's to signify that that's how hot Erotica is. She just completely pushes everyone out of the fricking water..........still a stupid joke.
The next joke is probably the worse.
We just cut to this guy with a goofy look on his face about once or twice.
Then his beer explodes and he looks relived.
What?
Ah I get it. It's an ejaculation joke.
..............
*chirp* *chirp* *chirp*
By the way please tell me this isn't the face any actual person makes while masterbating.
Oh we also get an annoying dude who just breathes as heavily as possible.
(The Guy in the middle)
It's not funny it's annoying. And if I was actually one of the people trying to wank off to this show this would probably hinder my arousal just a bit.
Especially when he looks like he's gonna devour your soul.
Anyway she's about to bare her breast but then gets interrupted by her naval piercing.
It rings telling her it's time to become Stripperella. So she takes her leave before she can take any of her clothes off. If you're watching this for entertainment value like I am you'll be happy that we're finally getting to the plot.
However if you were watching this for sexual satisfaction then I think being teased like that is probably gonna tick you off.
So it doesn't work as a show on television and it also doesn't work as a porno. FAIL!
So she takes her leave and gives her cliche superhero speech about justice while the wind blows her hair.
You know cliche hero stuff.
"Evil doers prepare to become evil don'ters"
Lame.
But it turns out the wind was actually just a guy with a leaf blower.
OK, I'll admit. That was funny. See this show is funny when it focuses on parodying the tropes used in many pieces of Superhero media, but for the most part it decides to focus on stupid jokes, dumb plot points and cliche characters.
So she rides her vehicle which I well officially give the name of Stripper-Mobile to.
Boo, boo, you stink.
Hey, his still a better name than Erotica.
Anyway she passes a guy trying to get a look at her butt.
Stay classy Stripperella.
As we all know all men are lustful ravenous dogs.
So she gets to her secret HQ which is in a clothing store. Oh but first she has to gawk at shoes, because....females do that.
Lawlz.
And question, Why would a secret agent squad want this blonde bimbo? OK I get that she's good at what she does, but why would they let her dress like that? Why wouldn't they give her something that covers a bit more of her up? I mean she wears less clothes as a superhero then when she does as a stripper.
Maybe she promised them all a lap dance in that suit. You know what I believe that has to be the reason why they even let her in the agency.
Am I applying too much logic into a show called Stripperella.
Well, that's what I decided to do with my life people. Kids, don't end up like me.
Anyway to get in to the HQ she needs to scan her agent number. Which of course is on her rear end. Like some sort of cutie mark made sexual. Oh and take a guess what her number is. Based on all the stupid sex jokes in the episode so far it's of course gonna be....
69 because what else would it be. You really thought they'd pass up that opportunity. If you excuse me I'm gonna go rethink my life decisions now.
......
Anyway we see the boss. He's in a wheelchair and can't control it worth crap.
This isn't funny. Not at all. You know if you stopped focusing on Stripperella's assets you may be able to focus on, oh I don't know, ACTUALLY TELLING FUNNY JOKES.
It turns out he's not even crippled.
Anyway we do get a funny joke here about how the wheelchair man forgot to tell Stripperella the mission. It got a giggle outta me. So Mr. Wheelchair Troubles pretty much tells Stripperella the entire plot. By the way we're 9 minutes into a 19 minute episode. (18 without the to be continued part and the credits.) So we're already halfway done with part 1 and Stripperella is just now getting her mission.
Anyway we get another funny joke as the boss pushes a button leading to the big reveal of
A really small TV.
So good job Stripperella A few good jokes but still not enough for me to recommend you.
So we get a news broadcast about how the model from earlier turned fat.
Cause I'm sure the news really cares about that. Well actually based on the current state of journalism I guess it makes sense.
I mean seriously it's gotten to the point where this
is considered hard hitting news.
But that's besides the point. So anyway she has her mission and is told to go to the modeling agency where the model apparently worked to investigate.
Pretty Girls. Of course she's pretending to audition for a modeling gig.
There she meets Cliche. OK, I'm sure that's not her name but I swear to god that's what I heard her say when she first introduced herself. It's interesting as she's actually the least Cliche character in this entire fricking show. (And that's saying a lot as she is still very cliche and bland.)
She ask if her elbows are thin enough as apparently she was told last time she auditioned that they were too fat. And yes that does have plot relevance.
So the owner of the place comes out.
Oh boy he totally doesn't look like a villain at all. I mean the facial hair combined with that monocle. I don't see anyway that he could be the villain
Also he's every stereotype about people who work in the fashion industry ever.
He sees Stripperella and instantly tells her to come to his office.
He says she's pure perfection. Stripperella ask about the models turning fat (as apparently there's been more cases of it happening) and the dude says he knows nothing about it. Then he leaves his office while saying "I'm just gonna leave you in her completely unsupervised"
1-Your still doing that "Oh bringing up our problems would totally solve them" thing. It still doesn't work.
2-This kind even a problem. I don't think anyone would criticize the fact that he left her unsupervised in his office. Sure it's a cliche but bringing the cliche up doesn't mean it's no longer cliche or that you're doing a parody of the cliche.
So all in all you guys suck.
Anyway Stripperella takes this time to....lick his papers about the models who turned fat.
Uh....so apparently there's a scanner there. Why? Oh because it looks sexual when she licks things HUR DE HUR.
That's still a bad place for a scanner like that to be. When scanning something she has to lick it which is gonna leave saliva on whatever it is you're scanning which well tell them someone was there and they can use it and trace it back to you.
*sigh*
Am I applying to much logic to this show again.
Anyway the dude comes back and clearly sees Stripperella looking through his things.
He doesn't seem to notice though EVEN THOUGH ITS QUITE OBVIOUS WHAT SHE WAS DOING AND YOU WERE LOOKING RIGHT AT HER!!! God. Almost done. Oh wait there's a second part.......Crap.
So anyway she's got a modeling gig. She's gonna be a background dancer in a music video (even though she was never shown to have dancing skills but whatever I guess she can still look pretty for the cameras.)
Anyway she's overjoyed as she apparently loves the band who's making the music video.
There at the video shoot we meet up the Cliche again who got a boob job.
She apparently got it since the last time she saw Stripperella. Which was yesterday. I guess boob jobs just aren't a long process. I mean I'm pretty sure it take hours to do and I'm sure that afterwards theres Like days of recovery that has to happen. I mean they are cutting into your boob so I would just assume....
She gives Stripperella the card of the surgeon who did it for her.
They then see the lead singer of the band and they fangirl. I kinda actually don't mind this. As a characters interests is apart of what makes them who they are and can just make them all the more relateable as we all have special interest and obsessions.
So what's the lead singers name.
Stiffy Woods.
I'm not joking Stiffy Woods is legitimately his name.
Really Erotica, Stripperella, Stiffy Woods. What's up with these names. In fact I think this is the stupidest one yet.
If you would excuse me for just one minute.............
Oh and guess who they got to be in this to play Stiffy
Kid Rock. How do they keep getting such famous people. I'm not a big fan of his music but still I'm surprised they got him.
Oh and Stiffy is just the most generic emo punk rock singer ever.
And then we get a downward shot of the girls. Gotta put boobies in wherever we can. Heck even when there's no reason to.
Apparently one of the bands many hits was called Homicide is Funny. Cliche responds by saying "My sister totally killed her husband over that song" in a really happy still fangirling voice. That was a joke ladies in gentlemen. Just thought I'd tell you in case you couldn't tell. I mean last time I checked jokes are suppose to make me laugh not irritate me so it took me awhile to figure out.
So they tell Cliche to stand on "A precariously thin board"
That's exactly what they said as if they were trying to "parody" another cliche like they did in the office scene. Except this isn't even a cliche so I have no idea what they were going for. Oh are they trying to point out how predictable it's gonna be when the board breaks....still doesn't make it any less predictable.
So we get filler of hot girls dancing for fanservice set to the most cliche rock tune ever. Then again this is Kid Rock we're talking about so.....
So guess what happens
She turns fat and the board breaks. Causing her to land in the pool.
Which causes all the water to overflow out of the pool.....cause that's how's that works.
And she gets stuck in the drain cause apparently the drain was just big enough to fit a person let alone a rather large one.
Erotica turns into Stripperella. When she gets to the pool she says
"Good thing Stripperella was here....not that I was here the whole time...I just got here"
Totally nothing conspicuous here guys.
Also NOT FUNNY. GET TO THE FUNNY STUFF OR GET OFF THE STAGE.
Stripperella does manage to get her out of the hole though by using a tree.
And then proceeds to give her CPR.
Stiffy replies that this would've been hot if the girl looked like how she did 5 minutes ago. Oh shut up!
So now Cliche's alive and complains that she rather die than be fat.
What's so wrong with being fat. You act like its the end of the world.
News flash...it isn't. There is nothing wrong with being overweight. Are you worried your modeling career is over now cause you're fat. Well then rest your qualms because there are still plenty of modeling agencies that specifically focus on more overweight people like you.
Still applying to much logic. I should stop. It just really ticks me off that this show is acting like being fat or overweight is the worst possible thing that could happen to you. It's a joke, I know but it's not funny!
Jesus Christ.
I also love Stripperella's face here.
She just like
"Is this b***h for real?"
Seriously though why does no one seem happy with Stripperella's work.
So back to the B plot. Oh what you forgot all about it? It's OK, I understand. After all it happened so long ago and it was bland as all crap.
So they're now tying cherry with their tongues. And Persephone manages to make the Eifel Tower.
The British brother begins acting like an annoying douchebag. (because all British people are high brow buttholes)
However generic cool brother starts choking and you can tell that generic British brother (seriously they didn't even give these guys names) is legitimately worried.
Persephone uses the Heimlich Maneuver.
It works and even though she saved his brothers life High Brow British Man still finds it in his heart to be an absolute douche.
And that ends that part. Pretty pointless if you asked me. No development for the B plot even happened here it was all just a bunch of filler.
So back to Stripperella.
She's currently transfering the data from her tongue scanner.
She tries to find a pattern between all the victims and finally figured out that they all got boob jobs. Luckily Cliche gave her the card of the person who did hers. So she now knows who to hunt down.
And he already has his next victim.
Her name is Enourma. Get it.....cause her boob's are enormous. Ha ha ha ha. I bet the writers think they're so clever.
By the way just look at this guy. If this doesn't scream evil I don't know what does.
He says he'll be seeing Enourma later.....in the obituary. Wait What? You turning people fat hasn't killed anyone yet. What makes you think it'll kill her.
Anyway he then begins laughing evilly because he's a cliche evil genius and then people begin staring at him.
He leaves the room and no one pays any mind to the fact he just threatened a patient.
And so that end part 1.
Good god where to begin. The jokes for the most part suck, the characters are dull, the story is mostly just padded out with fan service and more awful jokes. It's a mess.
Now what if you were watching for some arousal. Well then it still doesn't work. Sure it's sexy a few times but then the plot gets in the way.
So it fails as jerk off material and for entertainment value.
This is why I don't like fan service. I feel that 1-Creators shouldn't have to use boob's to entice us to watch something.
2-It's mostly used to just pad the story out and gets annoying to watch.
3-If your watching this for the plot and characters the fan service gets in the way but if your watching this for the fan service then the plot gets in the way. So all in all fan service is just pointless and if I wanted to Jack off I'd watch porn. Something made specifically for sexual arousal. TV is made to entertain us win the stories, characters, and/or jokes. And Stripperella being a TV show fails on all those levels.
But I still have a second part don't I. Guess what not much happens so I'm just gonna speed through it as this blog post is already long enough.
So 4 months after Part 1 aired comes part 2.
Part 2 starts with Stripperella dressed as a nun to talk to the doctor.
Don't ask me why she thought that a nun would be the best disguise for this mission because I don't know either.
Anyway she brings up the models who turned fat and he starts acting suspicious. Then he sneezes and his nose falls off.
That is definitely not a normal. Then Erotica says "God bless you" get it.....cause she's a nun.
The secretary comes in asking for something and the doctor tells her to check rooms 1,2 or 4, but not 3 and then makes a big deal outta how no-one should go into room 3. The secretary even saying "clearly there's something in room 3 you don't want anyone to see." NOTHING CONSPICUOUS HERE, NOPE NOT AT ALL.
I get it they're making fun of how suspicious characters who are obviously villains act. It's all a joke but it doesn't work.
So let me get this straight you trying make fun of suspiciously acting characters and obvious villains......by making your own suspiciously acting character and obvious villain. Just having a character like that doesn't make it a parody nor does it make it tongue and cheek or clever.
There needs to be satire. Using the trope does not mean you're satirizing the trope.
So later that night Stripperella goes into room 3.
It seems that the doctor is doing some Frankensteining.
She also finds a tube conveniently labeled "Breast implants that turns women fat."
How convenient.
I wonder why the doctor labeled those. Like just in case he confused them for his normal breast implants.
The doctor does come in and guess what the doctor look was just a disguise worn by the fashion dude from earlier.
Wow I totally didn't see that coming.
Anyway apparently he can go all Mr. Potato Head on us and remove parts of his face and replace them.
Thus why he can completely transform himself into the doctor.
He then uses some gas to knock Stripperella out.
Back to the B plot.
Oh yay.
So apparently the British guy is going back to England tomorrow. Ha ha ha get it they're conjoined twins so they can't leave each other.
I'm like straight up done with this crap right now. Straight up done. God please tell me next time we're gonna be covering something good.
Driven to Tears (Spongebob)
God dang it.
So anyway Persephone sees them and says she didn't expect to see the British guy. Can we please stop telling these awful jokes and get on with it.
So anyway we get more fanservice and then the British dude gets drunk and goes up on stage while Persephone is in the middle of Stripping.
OK....I'm gonna admit that it was actually kinda funny. Like really funny actually.
Drunk people are just funny OK.....shut up don't judge me.
So they get thrown out of the bar and Persephone comes out to talk to the British dude in private. Get it the joke is......you know what I'm getting just as repetitive as this dumb show is. Let's just end this stupid plot.
By the way Persephone comes out in public without her top on.
And then in the next shot has her top back on.
Consistency? What's that?
The British dude says he always felt like he was in his brothers shadow, especially with their parents as he was born first (How?) And then says he's always loved Persephone and That he was being a douche as a defense mechanism.
Sure you were. Ladies if any guys ever tell you that they're fricking liars and you shouldn't believe them.
Anyway it's all so cliche so moving on.
Back to Stripperella.
The doctor apparently gave the lady from earlier (Enourma) breast implants that are set to explode. So that explains the line about the obituary. Though I wonder why he didn't just give those to all the models. I mean I guess it may take awhile to make explosive implants so...I guess he just wanted to wait till the perfect time to use them.
And...I'm applying to much logic into this show once again aren't I.
My theory though is the if they just settled with exploding all the models the writers wouldn't be able to create those "hilarious" fat jokes.
Anyway the doctor pulls up the award show which Enourma is hosting or something.
We then get an obnoxious joke where the producer is counting down for when Enourma's set to come out on stage at the exact same time the bomb is counting down.
We just literally stare at her breast while the producer counts down and it goes on for awhile. I think the animators and writers forgot what they were doing and just started getting distracted by Enourma's boobs.
Stripperella manages to escape her confines and we get a fight scene. Which is actually really good. I mean it. I really enjoyed it. The animation in this show is great and the action is very well done. It's high paced and just a lot of fun.
The doctor tries to use some sort of chemical on Stripperella that well apparently cause her to explode.
Meanwhile on the TV Enourma comes out with co-host Woody Allen.
Oh god.
"And I thought I was the biggest boob on stage" Woody says.
Ha ha. Get it.....her tits are big.
Stripperella does end up winning and injects the doctor with some of chemicals that turn him fat.
Stripperella then races to the award show, but gets stuck at the train tracks.
Thanks to convieniance a truck that apparently belongs to a ramp company comes by.
So to make a long story short Stripperella gets up on stage and disects this women's breast on live TV. She manages to pull the bomb out and throws it up high enough in the air so the explosions don't hurt anyone. Then Woody gets a funny joke where he says he hasn't seen a bigger bomb since his last ten movies.
And the story ends at the strip club where Persephone is telling the Bartender and Erotica that her boyfriend broke up with her as she slept with his brother and is shocked he even found out.
Thank god that is the last awful joke about the fact they're conjoined twins.
The bartender mentions the award show with Stripperella and then gets another "ha ha get it he's gay" joke.
He then says he gets a feeling that this isn't the last time they'll hear from Stripperella and Erotica says that she gets the feeling that this isn't the last time they'll hear from the doctor. His warehouse blew up and he was apparently no where to be found.
The episode ends with a sign that the doctor well return.
Well that was way better than part 1, but does it still suck? It had more good in it but still had a lot of bad jokes, but I actually found myself getting into the A plot a bit. The B plot was still utter garbage though.
I think I mostly enjoyed the action of the A plot it was really good. There wasn't a whole much with the other stuff going on in the A plot.
So yes while way better than the first part Part 2 still sucks but it's more like a Pig Goat Banana Cricket suck not like a Peter Problems suck unlike Part 1.
Best Part-The action scene in Part 2.
Worst Part-All the awful cringe worthy jokes.
Part 1 Score-3/10
Part 2 Score-4.5/10
Overall-
And that's Stripperella. Bad story, bad jokes, bland characters.
It's just bad. And well I guess that's it.
Now the reason this show was cancelled is because of poor ratings and another reason that I think is kinda interesting. An actual stripper sued over this show claiming Stan Lee took her idea. She was apparently giving Stan a lap dance (even at 90+ years old he's still at it) and was talking to him about her idea of a superhero stripper.
That apparently also contributed to the cancellation of the show. I don't really have a reason for sharing that just thought it was interesting. I guess even the worse showz still can have an interesting history.
Before I end off I have a few announcements. Anime Critic #2 is being delayed till next month. Also I'm considering shortening Powerpuff month so I don't have so much on my plate for the month of April. Other than that i have nothing else to say. So....
Hello Evan.
Oh it's you again.
Uh....that didn't sound to happy to see me. Are you OK. Did I do something wrong.
No....no. I just need answers. Why did you have to leave the last time we talked.
Well.......I don't know if..
Listen I won't get mad if you tell me. I just wanna know.
Well my sister came and....
So what if your sister sees us talking.
She doesn't exactly like you.
What do you mean....wait is she...Adora?
Yeah, you see she was complaining to her friends about you and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing. You may not remember me but I was her twin sister. I usually tried to stay away from talking people so I stayed in my room and read most of the time. I do remember seeing you with my sister though. You to always seemed so happy together and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing her say about you. I had to see if it was true.
Twin?....oh oh....I remember, your name is Alex right.
Ashley actually.
I was close. So Ashley I have a few questions.
1-Do you know what exactly I did to make her mad.
And 2-Was that secret admirer thing just an act.
Uh......no and...yes.
Darn it. I knew it was to good to be true. A girl actually having a crush on me.
Heh Heh.....sorry. I just needed a way to get your attention and make you come to the blog when I wanted to talk to you.
Man for a shy girl you sure are manipulative. But anyway....I've been trying to think for the longest time what I could've possibly done to her and I can't think of anything at all.
Are you OK?
I'm just frustrated with myself. I clearly hurt someone I was very close to and I can't even remember what it was I even fricking did.
You know what...Adora's just being a little cry baby about this. You clearly are sorry and I feel she should give you a second chance.
Well....you never know. Some acts are unforgivable.
I'll help you find out what you did and you can try to make up for it.
Ashley it's really fine. I'm the one who forgot what I did and so....
Nope....I'm helping you out cause I feel you deserve it.....I'll see you soon.
Wait....and she's gone.
Stubborn one isn't she.
Well I guess I'm out to. After all the review's over so.....no point in staying.
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Peace.
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